Showing posts with label Jokes & Comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes & Comedy. Show all posts

Joke.... Rib cracker

February 26, 2019 Add Comment
*_A married man takes his girlfriend on a date.
In a playful and romantic conversation in the
restaurant with the girlfriend, he says to her .......
Let me hear words that will increase my
heartbeat.
She said: "your wife is sitting behind us"
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When you tell your boyfriend "I love
you" at the end of a phone call and he
replies "Me too" Please don't end the call
until you have made him to say "i love
you too" For safety purpose...
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*TEACHER:* Give Me The Names Of The 3 KINGS
That Brought Happiness And Peace In People's
Lives?
*ME:*- Smo-king, Drin-king And Fuc-king..
The Teacher Is Now Escoting Me To The Head
Teacher's Office, I Think They Are Going To Give
Me A Bursary
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.The way some girls in this group funny eh, they
will just message me "castro I love your jokes and
stories", sister why can't you love me for
goodness sake na only my joke and stories's u
love
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Jumping from one lady to another is a way of
telling God that you should have come to this
world as a frog instead of being a human being.
If you know you know...lubbish
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The best word to use whenever ur wife is
misbehaving is........
Remember where you are coming from
At the spot she will keep calm.
Wisdom my brother
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The way some girls comment LWTMP=(Laugh
won tear my pant) on my post eh I begin to
suggest for us to employ one tailor that will
amend their panties
Eerh!! Stop looking at me like that na
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As a naija girl.If your man proposes to you.You
must hold your chest and open your mouth wide.
It's in the Nigerian Constitution
Don't argue with me Joor
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BREAKING NEWS!
Lagos state government has banned the
importation of white pants because Yoruba girls
can not maintain it.
Chisos! Who stone me??
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May all the phones of those who Enjoy Dis post
Without Dropping Comment Got Stolen or Else fall
in a Basin of Water!!
Fada lurd accept This My Humble Prayer

Joke 2

November 19, 2018 Add Comment
Laughing time
Today marked it Exactly 18yrs My mother almost killed me the day I was sent to go buy salt for a jollof rice that was already on fire, after 2hours of waiting for me, only for my mum to come out to see me in front of the street doing "change ur style, yah!, Another style woooo!, be like dat!!!"... I was still "being like dat" wen my mum landed a warm thunder slap on my left ear......
For complete seven days, I was continuously hearing "mother in the kitchen cooking rice"..