In a playful and romantic conversation in the
restaurant with the girlfriend, he says to her .......
Let me hear words that will increase my
heartbeat.
She said: "your wife is sitting behind us"
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When you tell your boyfriend "I love
you" at the end of a phone call and he
replies "Me too" Please don't end the call
until you have made him to say "i love
you too" For safety purpose...
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*TEACHER:* Give Me The Names Of The 3 KINGS
That Brought Happiness And Peace In People's
Lives?
*ME:*- Smo-king, Drin-king And Fuc-king..
The Teacher Is Now Escoting Me To The Head
Teacher's Office, I Think They Are Going To Give
Me A Bursary
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.The way some girls in this group funny eh, they
will just message me "castro I love your jokes and
stories", sister why can't you love me for
goodness sake na only my joke and stories's u
love
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Jumping from one lady to another is a way of
telling God that you should have come to this
world as a frog instead of being a human being.
If you know you know...lubbish
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The best word to use whenever ur wife is
misbehaving is........
Remember where you are coming from
At the spot she will keep calm.
Wisdom my brother
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The way some girls comment LWTMP=(Laugh
won tear my pant) on my post eh I begin to
suggest for us to employ one tailor that will
amend their panties
Eerh!! Stop looking at me like that na
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As a naija girl.If your man proposes to you.You
must hold your chest and open your mouth wide.
It's in the Nigerian Constitution
Don't argue with me Joor
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BREAKING NEWS!
Lagos state government has banned the
importation of white pants because Yoruba girls
can not maintain it.
Chisos! Who stone me??
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May all the phones of those who Enjoy Dis post
Without Dropping Comment Got Stolen or Else fall
in a Basin of Water!!
Fada lurd accept This My Humble Prayer
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